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 Big Gay Al
Big Gay Al runs "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Animal Sanctuary" He teaches the people of South Park how to accept their gay pets and love them even though they are gay. He takes in Stan's dog Sparky when Stan becomes embarrassed that his dog is a pussy, Stan learns that being gay is just super!
 Butters Parents
This is Butters' Mom and Dad Mr. and Mrs. Stotch. They look like the happiest couple in South Park, Mr. Stotch has a small thing for gay bathouses and Mrs. Stotch seems to think that killing her son is the best way to end a marriage.
 City Wok Guy
He just own and operate City Wok. Sometime he build wall! But that not because he is Chinee!
 Geek 1
This is one of the geeks that help the boys make Timmy's wheelchair into a time machine so they can go back in time to the 3rd grade. He thinks there are 78 Star Trek Episodes.
 Geek 2
This is one of the geeks that help the boys make Timmy's wheelchair into a time machine so they can go back in time to the 3rd grade. He thinks there are 72 Star Trek Episodes.
 Geoffrey Maynard
Geoffrey Maynard is hired by the boys to help them direct their play in the Thanksgiving Special. He takes Timmy's place as Hellen Keller when Timmy runs away.
 Grandpa Marsh
This is Stan's grandfather. He's old, dying and is constantly trying to kill himself.
 Lamond
Lamond is Alinicia's manager. He's constantly knocking on her dressing room door to get her out.
 Mayor
She is the mayor of South Park. She only cares about getting publicity, and her attempts always make her look worse. She is a bad mayor and her assistants make all the decisions for her. It is said she is affiliated with the Japanese Mafia. However, she is thoroughly incompetent and should not be in office. She and Officer Barbrady go looking for men nightly.
 Mayor's Goon 1
This one of the mayors goons. He's usually pulling the wool over South Park's eyes to conceal the Mayors midnight love romps with Officer Barbrady.
 Mayors Goon 2
This her other goon. He's usually found hiding leather whips and large amounts of unmarked bills.
 Mephisto
Mephisto lives at the top of a hill in South Park where he conducts mysterious experiments.
 Miss. Information
Miss Information opens up a Holistic Healing Shop in South Park. She hires Carlos and Jesus to help he sell her natural remedies off as Indian remedies. She ends up getting her ass whopped by the people of South Park
 Mr. Broflovski
This is Kyle's dad. He's a lawyer. He becomes the most popular attorney in South Park when everyone sues everyone else for sexual harrassment.
 Mr. Garrison
Mr. Garrison is the kids' 3rd grade teacher. He is semi-psycho and is rumored to be gay. He has an alter ego that he expresses through the use of Mr. Hat (see below). During the second season he received a nose job, which made him look like David Hasselhoff. He enjoys pretending that he is a Vietnam veteran. Lastly he mocks the children when they fail, partly because of his loss to Kathie Lee Gifford in a talent contest 25 years ago.
 Mr. Mackey
Mr. Mackey is South Park Elementary's Counselor. He's always trying to figure out what's wrong with all the kids in South Park.
 Mr. Marsh
This is Stan's father. He divorced Mrs. Marsh once and entered a mid-life crisis. He and Mrs. Marsh are known for secret midnight sessions in their sons clubhouse.
 Mr. McCormick
This is Kenny's dad. He's an out of work alcholic who beats his wife.
 Mr. Slave
Mr. Slave is Mr. Garrison's brand new teachers assistant. Mr. Garrison uses him to try and get him fired from South Park Elementary so he will be able to sue them for millions of dollars.... Jesusth Christth!
 Mrs. Broflovski
This is Kyle's mom. She's always poking her nose in everyone elses business. She's just a big fat bitch.
 Mrs. Cartman
Always ready to feed Cartman, she helps Cartman reinforce the idea that he's big boned. She is a Hermaphrodite, so she is actually Cartman's father. It is unknown who his mother is. She is known throughout town as a dirty-slut that has slept with the majority of the country. She has also appeared on the cover of Crack Whore Magazine.
 Mrs. Choksondik
This is they boys' new teacher Mrs. Choksondik. For some reason she refuses to wear a bra and everyone around her has to suffer whenever she lifts up her arms. The teachers of South Park Elementary keep trying to figure out a nice way to ask her to wear a bra.
 Mrs. Crabtree
Mrs. Crabtree is the school bus driver. She is mean, ugly, foul tempered, and the children will occasionally cuss her out. Her hearing is bad, and she constantly shouts, "What did you say?" When she drove the bus off a cliff and into a river she left and to become a star comedian.
 Mrs. Marsh
This is Stan's mom. She once thought that Stan was a psychopathic killer and buried bodies in her backyard.
 Mrs. McCormick
This is Kenny's mom. She's filthy and poor. Mr. McCormick is always beating her up.
 Mrs. Veronica
Mrs. Veronica gets engaged to Chef and turns him into an entirely different person. She ends up being an evil demon and tries to kill the boys.
 Ned
Ned is Jimbo's old war buddy who co-hosts "Huntin' & Killin'." He blew his arm off with a grenade in Vietnam while helping to destroy the entire Viet Cong army. He also received throat cancer from smoking too many cigarettes and now must speak with the help of an electro larynx. During the second season he was put into a catatonic state when he encountered the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka.
 Nurse Gollum
Nurse Gollum has a "special" condition. She's just like normal nurses except for the dead fetus that's attatched to her head. She works at South Park Elementary.
 Officer Barbrady
Officer Barbrady is by far one of the most incompetent police officers in the US. He can't read, and he's never there when you need him. He got locked up in the Marsh's basement once when Mrs. Marsh thought Stan was killing people.
 Phil Collins
Phil Collins comes to South Park for the Lalapalathetha Concert. He becomes jealous of Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld because they've become more popular then him and took over as headliners for Lalapathetha. He nearly succeeds in sabotaging Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld but Chef saves the town in the nick of time.
 Phillip
Phillip is Terrance's best friend. They live together in Canada where they eat Kraft dinner and make fart jokes.
 Priest Maxi
Priest Maxi is South Park's only priest. He's a little on the corrupt side (who isn't?) Cartman catches Priest Maxi in a compromising position in the confessional booth with a lady friend.
 Principal Victoria
Principal Victoria works for South Park Elementary. She wants to figure out a way to ask Mrs. Choksondik to wear a bra.
 Skyler's Band
This is Skylers band the "Lords of the Underworld" Timmy heads this band and ends up taking the band to Lalapaloothalala
 Terrance
Terrance is Phillip's best friend. He and Phillip search for treasure on a daily basis.
 The Thompsons
These are the Thompsons. They come to South Park in search of their long lost son who they've mistaken for Kenny because of a school picture prank. They suffer from Torsonic Polarity Syndrome... in other words... they've got asses for heads.
 Timmy's Parents
Timmy's parents Richard and Helen. They just like Timmy can only scream their names.
 Uncle Jimbo
Uncle Jimbo is Stan's uncle who hosts a local television show called "Huntin' & Killin'." His lifelong dream is to be on the cover of Guns & Ammo. He takes the children on a hunting trip where he reveals his passion for beer, explosives, and automatic weapons. He is also a Vietnam Veteran who tells the kids about how he eliminated the entire Viet Cong army with his lifelong buddy Ned. | |
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